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Eh... It's really fairly good.. but..

This is fairly good animation. It's not exceptional or excellent, but it's certainly decent.
But this is only 50 seconds. Furthermore, the 50 seconds is mostly text with only a little animation. Previews belong in the NG ALPHA anyways and I wonder why people can't figure it out. This movie should be plenty good, but if you submit a preview, it should be longer with less text. (I'd prefer the preview in the alpha though)

Good luck with your movie.

Way , way too short.

Awesome animation, just way too short. We don't want your 6 second test, no matter how good they are.

At least I don't...

Pure artistic genius

It's not often something leaves me speechless, but this did. A true artistic masterpiece. This is most possibly the best thing in the universe of any sort, and in many people's perception, including mine, it is the best thing ever. I can't begin to critique this flash and tell you the good and bad points. It did not have good or bad points, it was completely and utterly intervened as an ingenious movie. Perfect is a word that I used to think of an impossible concept, until I viewed and had the honour of enjoying the amazing madness combat series. Thank you for constructing this aesthetic style and making it into such an amazing flash, and thereby giving million(s) of viewers just like me the pleasure and privilege of enjoying it. And if somebody didn't enjoy it, they have disconcerted taste and probably a pitiful life and no good virtues. Before I watched this, I always knew my life was incomplete. Now I feel completed. This is what my life was missing. If I died now, I would die happy because everything I have learned and will remember of this flash has completed my life, and I have completed the task I was sent here for. I now am truly ecstatic and very cheerful and happy, so I have made you this review. I viewed this flash a year ago. I have seen it multiple times, so many that nobody could count, even if they followed me around 24/7. It still brings a tear, not just a lone single tear, but a series of tears, all from happiness. My soul is peaceful. Yet, even before and after this flash you have made just as amazing masterpieces like this. Where your creativity and amazing artistic skill comes from I do not know. I doubt anyone could ever know. You can't explain a miracle such as this. Your flash(es) are perfect. Nothing is and ever will be better. People will deny it, but they are wrong, they are twisted around everything around them, the obstacles they grow up with, but they are wrong. Not because they're stupid, it's because they must be misguided. This is the best thing ever. Not just the best concept, art, flash, cartoon, etc. The best everything. The sound is perfectly interlocked into the movie. This concept is a wonder. This whole flash is yet another wonder of this amazing world, full of surprises. People like you bring light and happiness to the earth. Thank you for bringing me eternal happiness in the form of a kill-frenzy amazing, perfectly constructed on all levels flash. When I first viewed this marvelous flash my breath was taken away. I was astonished. Amazed. In wonder. I could hardly believe my eyes, I could hardly believe this was possible! It was astonishing, was it for real? Yes. How remarkably amazing. I still have this feeling every day at Madness Time! It never gets old. It never gets rusty. Never. Never. It's so beautiful, overwhelmingly beautiful. This unprecedented, unthinkable, concept of extraordinary flash is truly perfect. I can't think of a way to say this without making it such a pitiful understatement, so I'll just tell you : Good Job on so many levels, I hope from these letters you can tell how much I love this astonishing flash. It almost feels wrong to call this another "Flash"

It's art. Artistic genius. Amazing. Thank you. I love this. Protable Improbability Drive.. I lol'd.

You're changing the world into a happy peaceful oasis. Keep at it. This is just the best ever. I would write something a little more insightful, but I'm still in awe and completely stunned over this flash. Do you blame me? It's so amazing and I finally understand and perceive your perception of all life after a year of watching this flash. This is an amazing learning experience if you look into it everybody. And seriously, who says learning can't be fun? My life is complete.

Thanks for giving me such an amazing privilege

Made with <3- your number 1 fan madness49

Pretty Epic

This is sweet you should make it a game!

Wow...

This is amazing. It's like... a blessing on my eyes to see this. This is my favourite movie. Somehow, I like this better then madness. It's a lot longer...
This is sweet.
Thank you for making this!
=D

You owe me 5 KK Heads for the longest review!

Graphics - 10 - The graphics were amazing and very consistent. The objects, the backgrounds, even the text seemed to fit in well. Good job. I saw lots of effort apparent too.
Style - 10 - Yes. I must say, I enjoyed thoroughly watching the Kitten Krew get their asses kicked. I may be a bit biased, especially in this area of judgement, since I truly hate the Kitten Krew lots. However, your style is nice, and you have amazing skill, and truly deserve a ten. A little too short though. Moving on.
Sound - 10 - The sound wasn't "awesome ten" it just fitted in so well, that, though I was going to give you a 9, I decided to lean over and give you a big fat ten!
Violence - 10 - It wasn't ultra violence (ie Madness) but it was well-done violence, and best of all- Against the Kitten Krew!
Venom and Spider-Man pwn Kitten Krew! How can you go wrong?
Interactivity - 3 - the Quality Buttons, replay button, and the play button collaborated to get you a 3. Seems bad, but it was fine. It's a movie, not a game. Personally, I don't know why some people couldn't figure out to play this movie. -_-
Retards.
Humor - 10 - Watching the kitten krew die is hilarious. No alternative.
Overall - 10

My only concern is simply that the Kitten Krew loves this. This is attention. The KK is just craving attention. They want so much attention, but are skill-less and cannot create a good enough flash. So, instead, they submit shit. They get attention. Negative attention, sure, but they don't care. They still are known. This is just reinforcing to them that everybody knows them, and gives them attention. They don't care if they get negative attention from this. They just submit their shitty flashes to get negative attention. Is this much different for them? I don't think so. That's what worries me. As I write this 3 Kitten Krew flashes are swarming the portal - 2 Under Judgement, one passed. I think this is more likely to encourage the kitten krew. then stop them. It's hard to bend your mind to understand their brainless thought pattern. Nevertheless, even if this increases Kitten Krew activity by 1000%, which it won't, I would still want more. I want to see people I hate own'd. I want to see people I like own people. This is what I want! I'm partially unsure why Venom put up with Spiderman, rather then fighting him too, but whatever, I'm sure he had reasons. In the end, this won't stop Kitten Krew. Stopping Crews... well, it's really impossible. All we can do is ignore and hope they burn out. 0 their flashes if they suck, but if they are decent, watch it and protect it. Sure, crews are bullshit, but no need to stereotype 'em. Vote fair. And be careful with stuff like this, the crew's love any attention, even bashing.

I understand you are offering 5 KK Heads for a longer review. I would like them sent to me promptly. Outstanding job on the flash.

XtremelyVenomous responds:

SPIDEY:- "HOLY PANTIES, Eddie?!! I think we have a winner here for the LONGEST NG REVIEW."

VENOM:- "Shit .... ur right.. but i got very hungry today and ate the KK heads for lunch. tell him i'll get some more tho."

Pure artistic genius.

It's not often something leaves me speechless, but this did. A true artistic masterpiece. This is most possibly the best thing in the universe of any sort, and in many people's perception, including mine, it is the best thing ever. I can't begin to critique this flash and tell you the good and bad points. It did not have good or bad points, it was completely and utterly intervened as an ingenious movie. Perfect is a word that I used to think of an impossible concept, until I viewed and had the honour of enjoying the amazing madness combat series. Thank you for constructing this aesthetic style and making it into such an amazing flash, and thereby giving million(s) of viewers just like me the pleasure and privilege of enjoying it. And if somebody didn't enjoy it, they have disconcerted taste and probably a pitiful life and no good virtues. Before I watched this, I always knew my life was incomplete. Now I feel completed. This is what my life was missing. If I died now, I would die happy because everything I have learned and will remember of this flash has completed my life, and I have completed the task I was sent here for. I now am truly ecstatic and very cheerful and happy, so I have made you this review. I viewed this flash a year ago. I have seen it multiple times, so many that nobody could count, even if they followed me around 24/7. It still brings a tear, not just a lone single tear, but a series of tears, all from happiness. My soul is peaceful. Yet, even before and after this flash you have made just as amazing masterpieces like this. Where your creativity and amazing artistic skill comes from I do not know. I doubt anyone could ever know. You can't explain a miracle such as this. Your flash(es) are perfect. Nothing is and ever will be better. People will deny it, but they are wrong, they are twisted around everything around them, the obstacles they grow up with, but they are wrong. Not because they're stupid, it's because they must be misguided. This is the best thing ever. Not just the best concept, art, flash, cartoon, etc. The best everything. The sound is perfectly interlocked into the movie. This concept is a wonder. This whole flash is yet another wonder of this amazing world, full of surprises. People like you bring light and happiness to the earth. Thank you for bringing me eternal happiness in the form of a kill-frenzy amazing, perfectly constructed on all levels flash. When I first viewed this marvelous flash my breath was taken away. I was astonished. Amazed. In wonder. I could hardly believe my eyes, I could hardly believe this was possible! It was astonishing, was it for real? Yes. How remarkably amazing. I still have this feeling every day at Madness Time! It never gets old. It never gets rusty. Never. Never. It's so beautiful, overwhelmingly beautiful. This unprecedented, unthinkable, concept of extraordinary flash is truly perfect. I can't think of a way to say this without making it such a pitiful understatement, so I'll just tell you : Good Job on so many levels, I hope from these 4096 letters you can tell how much I love this astonishing flash. It almost feels wrong to call this another "Flash"

It's art. Artistic genius. Amazing. Thank you. I love this. (Sentence fragments are littered throughout this. I'm not perfect, but you are, which is why you must keep millions of people happy. You must continue this until the day the world corrodes. Because you obviously must be immortal, not just a normal being to bring this to our eyes)

You're changing the world into a happy peaceful oasis. Keep at it. This is just the best ever. I would write something a little more insightful, but I'm still in awe and completely stunned over this flash. Do you blame me? It's so amazing and I finally understand and perceive your perception of all life after a year of watching this flash. This is an amazing learning experience if you look into it everybody. And seriously, who says learning can't be fun? My life is complete.

Thanks for giving me such an amazing privilege

Made with <3- your number 1 fan madness49

Read this.

Here goes.

GRAPHICS - 5 -The graphics were actually okay. Good job. There were some exceptions. The background was gruesomely plain and the blood was pretty messed up. Also, that one hand was messed up proportion wise. Not so bad though.

STYLE - 1 - Too short. 10 seconds isn't enough. For anything. I didn't want to see more of this anyways. The animation was very poor and choppy. However I have seen much worse. The fps needed to go up and you needed to put in more keyframes according the the fps. The start glitches too by the way.

SOUND - 0 - There wasn't any music or sound effects. That's really bad.

VIOLENCE - 1 - Well.. It was violent for 10 seconds. But it's so unrealistic. I don't know what the hell happened to the first guy, so I'll just ignore that. The blood on the wall was possibly the worst thing about this flash poorly drawn, unrealistic and unanimated. And since when does being shot in the head twice make your skull cave in and chip off the side of you head? And where did the side of his head go. Moving on, anyways.

INTERACTIVITY - 0 - No preloader or play button. There isn't anything for this.

HUMOR - 0 - Is this really supposed to be funny? I don't think so.

OVERALL - 1 - I would give you more. I could stand the animation since the graphics almost made up for it. But the violence was messed up, it was so fucking short and there was no sound. It is indeed a work in progress. Actually, this is a preview. Let me blow some steam on that.

Previews must stop polluting the portal. Crews and previews are actually outnumbering quality flashes, and it's sad. Previews do not belong in the portal. They belong in the NG Alpha. I say there should be a whistle thing that says "This flash is a Preview"

There isn't though. Just next time put previews in the NG Alpha, okay?

I hope I helped you.

Long Rant. Read it all. Try harder. NOT ABUSIVE!

Whoa. Here goes. RANT!

Graphics - 4 - The graphics mostly looked okay. The few things you did make yourself (ie. background) were a little under average, though I could tell what they were at least. However, most of were taken from the Madness Interactive source as creeef23 stated, and you must give credit for that or you are claiming it as your own, aka stealing them. That aside, at least they are in pretty good proportion. I mean, I've seen some madness tributes using the MI source, but the heads are bigger then their bodies or something like that. Other times people make the body so skinny it looks retarded. However, this is theft you must give credit. I'll cough you up a 4 on this one though.

Style - 0 - Before you get all pissed off that I zero'd you and mark this abusive, let me explain why first. This animation is very choppy and looks like a 12 fps first flash. Maybe it is. Maybe it's not. But even that aside, not only is the animation poor but... It's just not right... The walking is all wrong. Try walking. You don't just move to the side with your feet slightly moving. Your whole body goes up and down. It just looks all wrong. The FBF stuff at the start is not good. And it isn't madness either. The main problem is that this is WAY too short. Not that I really want to see more of this though. Anyways, I don't want to use up all my characters remaining on style, let me move on to...

Sound - 2 - Okay. This is kickass music. Madness Combat 3. However, again you did not give credit, so once again you are claiming this music as your own and stealing it. Not cool. Plus, the music double-tracks if you keep watching and gets really annoying because of lack of replay/play button. Didn't you notice this when you were testing this? Shouldn't you of asked for help from somebody to stop it? You've got it all wrong, sir, a flash movie isn't a 1-day production for fun. No, no ,no. Please actually watch your own movie through twice and fix stupid problems like this.

Violence - 1 - Madness needs violence. This is pitiful. 2 people die? That's not madness! That's just... stupid. You need to make your movie much longer and featuring far more kills. Plus the first character is beat to death, but then the other guy gets a sharp medallion in his face, but he's fine and wipes the blood off his face, even though being punch in the face twice can kill you. And creative how he gets the gun. Some dude gives it to him. HOW CREATIVE! Can't you make him kill somebody for it, eh?

Interactivity - 0 - What do you expect? No preloader even. No surprise here. You've got it wrong. Please put more effort into details like this.

Humor - 0 - Uh... I didn't find this funny, I was closer to crying then laughing, I don't think anything was supposed to be funny, was it?

I saw your response to creeef23 and I'm going to call out some stuff on that. I'm not trying to offend you, I'm trying to inform you.

:YOUR RESPONSE:
well... for one, when did I claim the artwork as my own? and another, there was absolutly nothing in this movie because the Symbols got messed up and I was just like "meh... whatever, I wanna see how quick this gets removed" and it never did ahaha. Thanks for the EXTREMLY constructive critism though :) rofl
:THAT'S ALL:

Where did you claim the artwork as your own. Hmm. A madness tribute BY ME. If there are no credits you are saying this is all BY YOU. Claiming as your own is stealing, and I honestly do think you're unaware of this. I demand you to credit krinkels for these graphics just in your movie description, and the same for the music. Credit cheshyre for the music.

You were just like "meh whatever how fast this will get deleted" That's the wrong attitude. Put effort into your flash, and if you don't think it's good, don't submit it. Effort. You could have some good potential in you, just work a little harder and practice more. Also try studying madness to become at animating that style. For instance, study the walking, you seem to have trouble there.

I hope I helped, I would say more, but I'm out of room to write more. =

Andrex1212 responds:

wow I just logged in after like.. 5 years of being on this old account, why did you waste so much time "reviewing" a piece of shit flash that I already claimed I cared nothing about? lmfao I was 13 when I made this, and I didn't exactly put anything into it as you can see. I even mentioned that I gave up, and trust me, I gave up long before I even started animating a lot of this 23 seconds of shit.

I hope you don't think I wasn't aware at the time that this was complete rubbish, since I would have to call you a complete and utter fool since I even said "I expected this to be blammed anyway".

And no, I did NOT claim the artwork as my own, it says "By: blah..." I don't know why it says Fire Kirby... my account name is Andrex1212 lol. Regardless, to claim the artwork as my own would've been to say "Artwork and Animation done by myself" whereas I just put that the .swf was created by me. Unfortunately, as I already noted, you are extremely stupid and definitely need either glasses... or some kind of schooling that teaches common sense, learning how to read might also help.

No you're review didn't help at all because I know how to animate quite well and how to illustrate. It helps that I've been doing it for 5 years, but I certainly didn't give this any care as I already mentioned.

You just fail completely and entirely...

Ha, ha, no.

No.

This was terribly animated, but I can't really tell if you are a good animator from it.

This has no effort, and if it doesn't make sense, don't submit it. Was this supposed to be funny? I hope not, or you have failed miserably.

A pitiful insult to madness. A pitiful insult to yourself too, I think you can do better then that. But for now : FAIL.

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